A fork of Rural Dictionary
A “man” that wears skinny jean shorts and has nipple piercings. He’s going grey but loves to pretend he’s 18, not 40, and he dyes his beard black #justformen He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward. He can get all of the women, yet none of them. He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out. He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle. If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.