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Slayer

The metal band that God listens to.

God listens to Slayer.

by Tedd June 13, 2016

bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go? doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

by tedd December 07, 2007

Chief Keef

The highly intellectual and most prolific philosopher of the 21st Century also known as β€œSosa” who spreads words of infinite wisdom through the expression of music and other sources.

β€œThe purpose of nature is the advancement and development of life”. - Chief Keef

by Tedd September 17, 2018

Rape horse

THE TRUE HERO OF THE BERSERK SERIES. The dankest meme of the Berserk series. A horse from the Berserk (manga) series during the "Conviction Arc" who was possessed by some sort of evil spirit. The horse attempts to rape Farnese who attempts to mount the horse and get away. The possessed horse decides to mount her instead as it rises and stands menacingly over her, lowering its head and licking her face. Farnese's screams attract Guts' attention.He turns from his fight to see the horse lower its pelvis over Farnese, sporting an erection. His mind flashes to Casca's rape at the hands of Femto during the Eclipse, and his mind goes completely blank but for the rage he feels. He brings his sword down and beheads the horse in one swing, the sword hitting the ground at such an angle as Farnese remains uninjured.

Farnese: I order you! Allow me to mount you and get away from here! Rape horse: Hell no! Rape horse: I'm going to mount YOU! Topkek Rape horse!!!!

by Tedd July 04, 2018