A fork of Rural Dictionary
When all of your close friends think alike.
You would think we'd have a hard time picking a movie, but no. We're peependicular.
Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.
Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.
The Sunday after the Super Bowl is the longest Sunday of the year because football is over and a 20 week regime is ruined.
This day is really dragging. There's nothing to do now that it's the Pigskin Solstice.