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A large turtle.

Q: What did you have for dinner? A: Kwonk with teriyaki sauce.

(n) Online comic.

did u see that site leetspeek? it 0wnz j00 f00!

(Sometimes No-Sir-Ree-Bob) 1. Definitly Not.

<Iraqi information minister> Can I touch ur bollaks? <George W. Bush> No Sir Ree Bob.

Something only mom's have readily available.

<injured person>Has anyone got a band aid? <his buddy>... a what?

Oh goodnees me, you have just been totally burned dude.

<Poster 1> "Hi guys." <Poster 2> "OMG UR SO GHEY!" <Poster 3> "hahah o teh brun!"

A little Ninja. www.ninjai.com. Warning: He kicks ass.

Demon dude: "You cut my foot off!" Ninjai: "I apologize, I meant to cut off your head."

Mis-spelled version of "LeetSpeek".

<lam3r> Woowow! Leetspeak! <h4x0r> OMG PLZ, its LeetSpeek. <lam3r> OIC!