Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free! We are considering going public.

by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

dilldog

A hotdog/dildo hybrid

1. After the BBQ there was plenty of leftovers, so Jennifer nonchalantly swiped a dilldog and proceeded for the guest bedroom. 2. As an April Fool's joke, Ashley served Rex a dilldog she had used before the picnic began.

by Tha Cuddla May 27, 2004

what in sam hell

What the hell Sam Hell is also a Helmet song Check it out

What in sam hell are you looking up, "what in sam hell" for?!

by Tha Cuddla April 27, 2004

brass monkey

a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ. Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice. It is a very tasty treat. Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."

You wanna hit this Cognac man? Nah... Poor Man's Mimosas until the day I die...

by Tha Cuddla August 26, 2004

the cadillac of

the best of the best. something that differentiates itself with superior quality.

Daytons are the Cadillac of wire wheels.

by Tha Cuddla January 09, 2005

ample

adj. 1. Of large or great size, amount, extent, or capacity

Bertha is a very ample woman.

by Tha Cuddla April 27, 2004

it's not rocket science

capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty

"I can make a pipe out of an apple!" "So what? That's not rocket science. I grow hydroponic in the trunk of my Chrysler LeBaron."

by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004