A fork of Rural Dictionary
The absolute best of the best, Top Gun. Can relate to anything in any field as long as it is the undisputed Number 1.
Max "Did you see that bird I was with the other night?" Jon "Yeah man, she was pretastiche, well done son!"
Once you've gone down on a girl and made her squirt you're said to have earnt your Platinum Wings. They are very rare, yet highly sort after.
"Went down on that bird last night, she squirted right in my face. I loved it." "You dirty dog! You're the first person I know to get their Platinum Wings, well done Captain."
One of the least desirable of the Wings that anyone can get, they're earnt when someone pukes into your mouth when you're kissing them, or you puke into someone's mouth during a kiss. Named due to the colour of the vomit.
"Oh man bad news, Sarah puked in my mouth last night during our first kiss." "Dude that's rank, but you are the first person I know to get their rainbow wings, haha" OR "I got my rainbow wings last night mate, puked into Jenny's mouth at that party" "John, you're wrong."