A fork of Rural Dictionary
Drafted in the first round by the Minnesota Twins. He is known for his amazing rookie season where he hit .323 including 5 grand slams. He has a great career ahead of him.
Royce Lewis just hit another dinger.
He likes Shae Apples. He is such a Johnson. He plays baseball and loves dried mango. He likes putting burritos in water bottles.
Is that Erik Turpin, the guy who is a Johnson?
A skibidi sigma from Ohio. Super sussy and grimace shake. “What the sigma” she says. She enjoys doing the griddy.