A fork of Rural Dictionary
Consistent fibberary, trying to explain oneself with lies, repeat lies building upon lies to try to cover up other lies. Refers to mouth
Person 1: Shut your lying hole. It's just disgussing that you have to lie and bullshit me.
Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!
Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline. Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter! Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!
Locations for tinder, plenty of fish, match.com, etc where people go to wait for someone to fuck. Fuckstops are similar to poke stops, but instead of getting poke balls you pick up pick to fuck.
Person 1: Did you hit the fuckstops on Winchester and Cortland? Person 2: Yeah, it was a great time we meet up and it work and we rolled out! Phil fellacio told me about that fuckstop. Person 1: I'm going to hit up the fuckstop tonight! Wish me luck gotta catchem all.
One who is addicted to the Facebook made famous cellphone game that is similar to bejeweled. This person sits and plays candy crush in his or her free time between tasks. All free time is consumed by playing the game and either trying to beat endless and pointless levels of little colorful candy pieces. One is classified as a addict if he or she can not function without playing the game. Also this person continuously sends out requests for lives on Facebook like the game is going out of style.
Person 1: Hey I got like 100 invites from Franie for Candy Crush. Person 2: Yeah me too! Person 1: This guy is ridiculous, seems like all he does is play candy crush. Person 2: Right, this dude is a freaking candy crush addict!
One who is addict to playing pokémon go. It takes over daily life. Skipping out on work duties, randomly walks away in search of pokémon. Consistently looking for a battery pack, consistently staring down at his or her phone. Similar to a historic candy crush addict !
Person 1:Where Raffy? Person 2:He just randomly walked off in the middle of our conversation in search of pokémon. He was screaming Pikachu! Person 1: He's a fucking pokémon addict!
It is a males penis used before both passing out and going into dream state
Guy 1: I fucked my girl last before she fell asleep, I used my dreamaker so she can dream of unicorns and rainbows. Guy 2: That's a pretty powerful dreammaker, since she still sleeping and smiling. Guy 1: Yup
Its the most magical sex that a woman receives on Valentine's Day. A man's efforts are pushed to the limit deliver the most amazing sexual experience on the day of love. Can also be referred to as Valen D
Woman 1: How was your Valentine's Day? Woman 2: I got the Valentine's D! I couldn't stop cumming. Woman 1: I wish my man could bring the Valentine's D just once. I'm always using my vibrator to finish.