A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic
I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife
When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
Lincoln logs!!!!!!! Jospeh shit up!
A sex position in which the female, or bottom, is in a back bend position, while the man, or top, is on arial silks with and erect penis. He then swoops back and forth as he inserts his dick in the vagina or anus til climax.
The half moon swoop should never be attempted!
A sex position in which two partners undergo intercourse while a third party pours milk and Honey Nut Cheerios over the couple until mutual orgasm
Babe! I found a guy who is willing to be our third in the soggy Cheerio. You down?
When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm
omg! Did you see that couple attempt to do the after bar
When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise
Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror