A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fucking bitch
“She’s such a Malmquist.”
pretentious skinbag
“You’re acting like a Berutti, Abdul.”
Not to be confused with the cooler, more distinguished “Kris”. Chris is a fat, probably balding, insensitive prick.
“Chris didn’t cancel school only because he lives right next to it. Fuck that guy. My balls are freezing.”