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An internet pop-up which contains pornographic material.

"Dude I was browsing through the internet and I kept getting these annoying porn pups."

One who noobs, nubs, and newbies, look up too alike. In many cases known as their ring leader.

I tried to beat these noobs in Call of Duty, but their nub whisperer hacked me.

(Oprah Secret Society) A top secret organization led by Oprah Winfrey and Tyra Banks. This organization trains ALL women too troll men and toy with their emotions as revenge for their lack of rights over the past years. When asked of knowledge of the O.S.S, most women will reply that they have never heard of this, DO NOT BE FOOLED, Tyra Banks has vigorously endoctrinated them to say this. As males it is our mission to combat these Jezebels and to not let them toy with our emotions.

Person 1: I heard that Kelly is a member of the O.S.S. Person 2: DAMN YOU OPRAH!!!

An instance when someone actually laughs when at the computer.

Person 1: Your intelligence is worse off than America's economy. Person 2: Actualol!

what is written on someones profile when they are banned from a forum.

Person 1: I hear Brunton got banned from the forum for being a pedo. Person 2: Lolbant

Short term for "pedophile". A case in which an adult prays on children or is sexually attracted to them. Also known as a "Sick Fuck".

Person 1:Why was Brunton banned from the forum? Person 2: For being a pedo.

An uncircumsized penis.

When Aaron was born, he wasn't circumsized, so he has an anteater pen0rz