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Penis philosophy

Life, life is like a penis. Sometimes it's short, Sometimes it's average, Sometimes it's long. It can be very free-flowing. It can go up, down, left, and right. And then, women come and make it hard.

Friend: what is life? Me: life, life is like a penis. Penis; Penis philosophy

Marquise-itis

A disease originated by Marquise-the-fucked-up-bandido. Diagnosed by doctors, this disease causes people to royally fuck up. #mini sinep

Friend: damn, I just fucked up Me: you just got Marquise-itis