Country Dictionary

A shoe which I would not be caught dead wearing.

Parents who buy heelys for their kids should be lined up against a wall and shot dead. Parents who wear heelys themselves should be drawn and quartered.

A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets.

Proof that Nazi's are literally dickheads.

Nickname for Five Star General Dwight Eisenhower.

I like Ike. - Common campaign slogan of his preidential campaign.

The "offical" name of North Korea, contains 3 lies.

In The Democratic People's Republic of Korea, they will re-educate your ass if you so much as don't keep your required pictures of Kim Il Song dusted.

An inferior Graphing calculator. The Casio 9850 is far superior.

I laugh when my friends drop their TI and the cheap ass battery cover breaks and the batts fall out and all their games are lost.

NTSC is the video standard for North America, and is inferior to PAL (Western Europe).

NTSC stands for "Not The Sharpest Colors"

Word used when you are going to smoke weed with a group of people. Combination of cyph and chief. Invented by Harrison argiento

Harrison: hey man I just copped a dub want to go chife. Alex: bro what that’s not a word