Country Dictionary

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oenecrophiliac

A person who ages their wine way past it's prime.

Most British Bordeaux drinkers are oenecrophiliacs. Their '28's aren't ready yet...

by The BigBee February 05, 2017

Cork Dork

Slightly too into wine at the risk of removing all the joy from life itself.

What the PH of the water used to clean the bottles before labelling asked the cork dork.

by The BigBee January 26, 2017