Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Man in Brussels

Man too large to pick a fight with. As the song says, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels. He was six foot four and full of muscles."

Jeff: Dude, there was this guy starting shit down at the Kirk Hotel. TP: Did you kick his ass? Jeff: Nah, guy was a like a man in Brussels. Pete Dick: Shut up and Irish yourself.

by The Cooker March 14, 2008

Gerry Ford

A person who rises, undeservedly, to a position of authority, usually as a result of another's demise. Also know as a Paterson.

Jeff: You see the guy taking over for Spitzer as our Governor? Pete: What's his name? Jeff: I don't know, but he's a total Gerry Ford. Can also be used as a verb.

by The Cooker March 13, 2008

Roll Back Like Rubbers

To leave a place, commonly a lame bar or party. Often refers to regrouping at another location to plan the next move.

Pete: This sucks, it's nuts to butts in this place. Jeff: Yeah, I can't even get to the bar to get a beer. Lets roll back like rubbers and go jacking for beats. Pete: Alright then

by The Cooker February 14, 2008

Floater

Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.

Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar? Pete: You know I'd never do that. Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now. TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping

by The Cooker March 13, 2008

Urban Dictionarian

A prolific author of urban dictionary definitions. A writer of this caliber, showing such a mastery of the English language, is not seen everyday.

The Cooker: Pete Dick, you are one hell of an urban dictionarian Pete Dick: Shut up and Irish yourself

by The Cooker March 13, 2008