A fork of Rural Dictionary
The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.
Why's he keep looking around like that?
Insomnia fairies.
When two people are 69-ing and one farts in the other's face.
"Yea he's a sick one. He gets fruity pies from his girl all the time."
When two females grind and rub their genitalia together after one or both have received seaman internally
Those two chicks really have a slipry scissors going on after those guys creampied them at this party !
When a lady takes the load then scissors her girlfriend
After she took it all from her man she got with her girlfriend and made a slipry scissors
Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker
Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.