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Vauxhall Corsa

A small supermini owned by Vauxhall. Usually driven by the younger generation of today, the type who grunt for general communication and have hair that would disgrace a badgers arse. You know the type. Normally modified to the level of a five year old, typical 'Lexus Look' Lights, Plastic body kits, an exhaust fitting that is almost always a stripped tin of baked beans.

Jim: "Look there goes one of those Vauxhall Corsa's Stuart" Stuart: "Yes, your right Jim, you know how I know? Because I've just had a pot of paint thudded of my forehead" A drone of a measly engine follows, with the cackling laugh of the 'Filthy Youth' of today echoing through the evening air

by The FiatMobile June 10, 2009