A fork of Rural Dictionary
Female Stripper. Lady who removes her clothes to titilate and entertain. Knickers removed; a lady's hairy rabbit warren may 'wink' at you whilst she performs her routine.
Clive! Let's get our arses down the 'Tavern tonight. I hear they've got some minge-winkers in.
1) Polite, affectionate term for the spam purse. Your mother's sausage wallet. 2) Pet name for your girlfriend (see also 'Jizz Jar')
After a good hour spent frotting, Emily's flannet began to kick up something awful.
Rank, piss-ridden pubic hair above and below a dirty minky. If cunny is attempted on such a disgusting specimen it will probably result in the face contorting, as though one had been sucking on a lemon.
She may have been a looker John but once i popped downstairs to do a quick impersonation of Stalin i quickly discovered she had a biff like lemongrass.
To perform oral sex on a woman. So called because from a womans perspective whilst having oral sex performed on her the other player would resemble Stalin, WW2 Russian dictator renowned for his bushy moustache.
Okay love, before we get down to a bit of the old heave-ho i though i'd just nip downstairs and do a quick impersonation of stalin, just to say i love you.