Country Dictionary

gargling

The partner fills their mouth with water and gargles it, and the male inserts his testicles into the water thats being gargled. (Note: Insert tesitcles one at a time in order to reduce the splash effect that would lower the water level in the mouth)

Last night it cost 500 dollars for the ho to start gargling my balls

LGG

A text or instant message like "LOL" but instead it stands for Little Girl Giggle

Other Person: Funny Joke
You: LGG

Ehlers

Like, but not relating to God and/or Jesus. One who will probably never die because heaven won't take them and hell is to afraid they'll take over.

Dude, your such an Ehlers