A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fetish for individuals bearing the name "Michael", often suppressed due to societal norms.
That girl is a total Michaelophile, look at how she's staring at Michael!
The nemesis of the dayman, and the original fictional character made by Charlie Kelly on the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He is believed to be the manifestation of Charlie's dark childhood and possible molestation.
Mac: What's this new song about Charlie?
Charlie: Night man, and how he goes fills you up inside to possess you.
Mac: Charlie, that totally sounds like rape.