A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term defining a woman so ugly you need beer goggles to smash with a Strap on.
She is atrocious Id have to use my strap on goggles to get near her, barff. Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.
A Slapping Bag is a sleeping bag that you and your girl can fit inside comfortably and still have room to play around.
Bro 1:Me and Jen's sister are going camping! Bro 2: Sweet! Dont forget your Slapping Bag.
A person that has a sexual attraction to fat people, and never dates skinny folks, chances are they will breed and create more Heffer offspring
Bro 1: Dude look how fat Josh's girl is!! Bro 2: Yeah he has some kind of farm fetish..
A fart so atrocious that you will hide your face in a fish tank instead of even try to breathe when you try to run away. Its a smell you taste.
Dude I hate it when he farts its like a stiff wind of hate smacking you in the fuckin nostrils!
The olympic style run to the bathroom to puke with good form and a photo finish all due to a massive Jager hangover
Brah we got bombed last night!! Yeah we drank tons, mike played porcelin games while we played pong!
1-When the weather blesses you with the ability to drop the top on any convertible. 2-when a person has on two outfits at once and can transform and convert to different climates, ex Alaska in January to Miami in January...
(ex1)Bro 1-Dave flew in from Knome this morning and we picked on him because he didnt bring shorts. Bro 2- Yeah what a bum convertability is sooo important. (ex2) Wow it went from eighty with sunshine to sixty with rain, its a good thing we have convertability, i feel sorry for those bikers lol.