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Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 08, 2020

Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 08, 2020

Cool cat

A grown man and paedophile who masquerades in an orange cat suit like a furry whose intent is to terrorize and torture bullies. He is the product of the bestiality between a man (Daddy Derek) and an anthropomorphic female cat.

"I'm cool cat and I love all kids"
-Cool cat

by The Greek God Mark December 22, 2019

buzzfeed unsolved

A mini show on the YouTube channel for BuzzFeed blue created and ran by paranormal believer Ryan bergara and his skeptical friend Shane madej

Guy 1:ah man did you see the latest episode of BuzzFeed unsolved.
Guy 2: yeah man Ryan is a total crybaby shaniacs for life
Guy 1: nah man i am a believer so boogaras for life!

by The Greek God Mark December 08, 2017