Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Herp

Russian for Nigger

Sure it isn't the actual Russian translation, but why the fuck do you care? What are you, a HERP?

by The Guru Turtle January 05, 2011

Cockhole Fleas

Pubic Lice

Damn man, you've got cockhole fleas!

by The Guru Turtle September 16, 2008

Explone

Exploded

Did you see that fucking plane!? It explone like a minute ago!

by The Guru Turtle April 15, 2011

donkey shlong

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!

by The Guru Turtle March 01, 2006

dumpalump

To take a shit ie: dump a lump of shit out of your asshole!

"Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!" "Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."

by The Guru Turtle January 29, 2008