Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

The Blue Line

When you drink all 6 Labatt bottles and line them up with the labels facing out. Referencing the blue lines on an ice rink.

Watching the capitals win, I just killed this six pack to make the blue line.

by The KiNG September 01, 2013

shit teeth

People either have nice straight teeth or crooked never touched by a dentist teeth. People with crooked, snagletooth ugly mutherfucken teeth have shit teeth.

I was sitting beside this guy on the BUS and man he had shit teeth.

by The King March 01, 2005

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003

Windmill

A penis that is so large that it can spin around like a windmill

A: I heard that the kings windmill is 15"
B: Its true, Ive seen it

by The King October 20, 2004

tooterolls

Chodes that do not know how to speak and say tooterolls instead of tutorials

Chode: Yo pud I need to look at some tooterolls to learn about that amp

King: You idiot

by The King May 17, 2004

KungFuManchu(er)

To have KungfuManchu is to suffer from Crotch Rats.

Man Pookey over there got a bad case of KungFuManchu!

by the King June 19, 2003

Gary hooster brewster

A dater rape drug where one shot equals 30 beers

Gary Hooster Brewster

by The King October 20, 2004