A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only. They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.
Annoyed bloke: "For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!" *Squirt* Mosquito: "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."