A fork of Rural Dictionary
"The candy Apple" Licking the head of a newborn child the minute the crown of its head appears
i candy appled my son last week at dereford hospital I had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn
AKA "The Brown Christening" Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby. is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"