Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jonathan

The thickest boy on Earth! Thick af in ANYTHING he wears! makes straight men question their sexuality. makes girls jealous af

Friend 1: DAMN DID YOU SEE JONATHAN IN THOSE PANTS ?!!?!!!

Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!

by The Lord Of Thickness March 28, 2018