Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Ephesians

The inner calm that comes from understanding and peace with the self.

We're all such pointlessly competitive tits and shits sometimes, but I've regained my Ephesians so am a happy bunny.

by The Mama with the Quan January 09, 2008

buddhaville

The bubble of existence between post noob-ness, post intense newbie-ness, and during the limbo of decision-making about what motorway of life one wants to go down.

I'm comfy in buddhaville - in fact I might stay in this limbo forever then no-one can exactly know what to expect.

by The Mama with the Quan November 24, 2007

Get the fuck out of my machine

When you're highly gnarked and pissed off that some hacker's being a dipshit and is maliciously nosing around your pc/apple

"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
Go and find another portal to eschew.

by The Mama with the Quan February 08, 2008

The Wine of Angels

The glorious feeling when you don't have paranoia or give a shit anymore about insults hurled at you and you also realize in hope that insults from a friend mean a mate who you could regain trust with having lost it in the early stages of paranoia.

It is also a salute your mutual ally in the field for making it over the line with no signs of post traumatic stress disorder.

"Shall we drink The Wine of Angels"

"fo sure - and happy days!"

by The Mama with the Quan December 06, 2007

poke-dorkie

Someone who is a open cyberstalker on facebook (under either their true or false name).

Their actions are meant in either a romantic or malicious way, depending on the state of the relationship in real life.

"I've got multiple poke-dorkies on my case at the moment - think I'm gonna give facebook a miss"

by The Mama with the Quan November 24, 2007

Waist Pull

When a guy makes that first move on the dance-floor in hope of action in the bedroom.

A Waist Pull won't give the impression he's gonna be an arsehole and treat her like a piece of shit...

A Shoulder Pull ie putting arms on top of the shoulders is the contrary - this tells a woman you are definitely going to be a hard cookie to crumble and a less sensitive soul for that night and thereafter - if.

A Shoulder Pull does however suggest the sex might be dangerously fantastic together though.. that's for sure.

His Shoulder Pull scared me and caused all this hassle."

Next time - try the Waist Pull.

by The Mama with the Quan December 09, 2007

woti

"warm on the inside"

Not necessarily a fluid form of warm, just an emotional one - like when a smile crawls onto your face and you end up beaming.

I'm feeling all woti as a groovy thing was just said to me

by The Mama with the Quan November 24, 2007