Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bad beat

A beat occurs when a poker hand that is statistically likely to lose becomes a winning hand after more cards are dealt. A bad beat occurs when a beat happens to you.

I outplayed his four Aces with my runner runner inside straight flush, but on the very next hand he flopped the nuts. Man, that was a bad beat.

by The Man February 01, 2005

microsoft

An enlightened company that is try to standardize software program interfaces to reduce training time while also providing useful and powerful applications.

Windows NT should replace linux servers everywhere. Maybe than you wouldn't have to be a l33t h4x0r just to install a program.

by The man October 08, 2002

Koji

Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.

v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied." n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you." a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."

by The Man April 05, 2005

huggin

nigguh spelled backwards

Did you hear about the huggin running from the police?

by The man January 19, 2005

Cock Bite

One Who Generally Can't Stop Pissing The Fuck Outta You. Also Is Usually Dumb Ass Shit.

Jackson is a stupid ass Cock Bite. Or Jackson is a Cock Biting Fuck Tard.

by The man January 06, 2005

upstream from the herd

Someone original. As opposed to downstream from the herd, which is someone stupid and likely to be drinking water infested with pee or crap.

That Eminem, he's upstream from the herd. Yeah, but everyone downstream isn't retarded.

by The Man April 09, 2004

busted

past tense of jizzing.

I busted on that girls face.

by the man March 11, 2003