A fork of Rural Dictionary
penile yeast is the best yeast of all time. it makes the tasty bread your mom makes for thanksgiving and is extracted from cancerous peens.
Mom: Can you go get me some penile yeast? Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer. Mom: I don't care
An individual who creates a bruh moment VERY frequently. They are usually dumb people in general, and still say "pisghetti" and "aminal". This word is also used against somebody who thinks mayonnaise is spicy.
"Your such a finning roongg boy! you don't even know "
the maximum level of ejaculation coming out of your peen hole. your peen usually explodes after this happens and cannot be replaced unless an experienced penile surgeon is close by.
Son: Dad, I think I just spluged. Dad: I was worried this would happen
the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.
"swollen nip, condom rip" -6.5 year old me and hern
another word for your peen hole
that dude's man chasm was deeper than the grand canyon
the most fresh being of human beings. Ripe rocks are legendary beings, but can be officially unripened if is acting like a finning roongg.
my boi hern is one of the ripest rocks on the planet. the only two ripe rocks who can not be unripened are Dwayne Johnson (is the rock) and Elvis Presley (king of rock)