Country Dictionary

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Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 21, 2017

Dykeboy Q

A lesbian who listens to schoolboy q.

Stephane is always listening to Schoolboy Q. What a dykeboy q!

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

Jake Swain

A herb ass nigga.

Jake Swain is a herb ass nigga

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

Double Dicker

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.

I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

Hairy Aftertaste

The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.

I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.

by The Man with No Name November 08, 2017