A fork of Rural Dictionary
A special "base" where a relationship will not advance to first, Second, or third base due to the couple having Christian beliefs not to do stuff until age 32.
Look at those losers! They stay on the Bible Base!
How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police
the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.
the act of cumming countless times into a sock, letting it grow mold, and proceeding to slap someone unconscious with it whilst inserting the unholy item up their anal cavity
tom made a south carolina sockpuppet with his bros. they all complained about their ass hurting in the morning.
The act of hiring a preferably cheap prostitute and having her spray you with windex. Then she will mount you and proceed to run her high milage vagina all over your body which will then create the squeaky sound of a squeegee.
Bro I totally got rocket squeegeed last night! Man that's just gross, seriously don't tell me these things.
The act of getting the shit beat out of you when you flirt with a guys girlfriend
The young man tried to hit up a girl taken by a buff young man, so he got Calebdeaned and broke both legs