Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bossman Bailey

A bitch that narrowly beats out a superior player in a game of bowling.

Cody: I cannot believe he just beat you, and by one point!

Carson: I know, he's Bossman Bailey.

by The One And Only Pussymonster October 07, 2009

Free Bird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Contains the most overrated guitar solo in human history.

DAMMIT! I cannot believe Free Bird made the top ten guitar solos of all time!

by The One And Only Pussymonster October 07, 2009

Pussymonster

A man that gets an incredible amount of vagina.

Cody: Man, how does that guy get so many ladies?

Mason: BECAUSE HE IS THE PUSSYMONSTER!!!

by The One And Only Pussymonster October 07, 2009

Stroupe-esque

To have an unnaturally large ass.

Damn, that bitch over there is Stroupe-esque!

by The One And Only Pussymonster October 07, 2009