Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dirty cyclops

when a friend shows you his ass hole at an unexpected time.

"holey fucking ass... did you just give me the dirty cyclops?"

"yes i did.. did you not like it?"

by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009

jimmy jackass

person whom you do not know, whom is acting foolishly.

Driver:" this guy in front of me is being a real jimmy jackass"

passenger:" ya i know he is swerving all over the road and doing like 35 WTF man!"

by The Pi Guy17 January 28, 2011

Johnstown Jackoff

to have a homeless man help you masturbate, and during your climax said homeless man takes a shit on your chest

Bill: "OMFG!!! that johnstown jackoff was the best"

Jerry: "ya thank god he was a semi-clean homeless man"

by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009