A fork of Rural Dictionary
A friend who swoops in and hooks up with the person you've been chatting up.
I can't believe you hooked up with the guy I was taking to. I wanted to hook up with him! You're such a trade vulture.
A prolonged erection on an airplane
"The flight attendant was fucking hot; I got a skyrise and couldn't even get up to use the bathroom."
Sores and bruises one gets on their thumbs and fingers from too much typing on Grindr and other location-based applications designed for gay men to hook up.
Dude, I have Grindr herpes on my thumbs and I didn't even get laid.