Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Roofing

An act portrayed by a dog that when presented with dirty toilet paper says, "gee that toilet paper sure smells good".

I went to take a shit and Lucy was Roofing.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Sniffer Girl

A dog that learns where to go to sniff. When told going in there to sniff she runs to the bathroom waiting to roof. When in the bathroom she plays with the toilet paper with her paws and gets a sniff. While hearing plop she sniffs butt and poop at the same time.

Check out sniffer girl. She sure likes the brown toilet paper.

by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023

European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Roofus

A dog that when his owner takes a hit makes comments and says, "butt and poop sure make a good combination".

Have you seen Roofus, I think he's in the bathroom

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Poop Licker

A type of gay man that has a mental disorder. They normally get a pole in their butt and proceed to lick their own poop off the pole and not care because it is in their mouth. This type of fag may also be known as a Limpy Wristed Fag.

Gee, that Poop Licker must ingest a lot of shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 03, 2023

Rona Wigger

Someone who walks into a store wearing three masks and sees the clerk in the store not wearing a mask. They yell they're not wearing masks and they run out of the store with their hands over their mouth.

The RONA Wigger was seen fleeing from Wal Mart.

by The RONA Wigger January 07, 2022

Plugged and Pillaged

Another term for a cornhole that has been plundered by a butt pirate.

Gee, that limpy wristed fag has been plugged and pillaged.

by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023