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Pro-vaxxer

An individual who knows the importance and necessity of vaccines, advocating for the widespread usage. Unlike an anti-vaxxer, a pro-vaxxer believes in science, and does not subscribe to quackery regarding the healing properties (or lack thereof) of random items, such as oils or crystals.

Anti-vaxxer: Big PHarMa mAkE us SICKER! There's no prOoF that vAccINes heLp us!

Pro-vaxxer: Actually, there is an enormous amount of evidence for the efficacy and safety of vaccines. And no evidence for the claims made by you.

Anti-vaxxer: BIG PHARMA ARE PAYING YOU TO SAY THIS!!!!!!!!! VACCINE INJURIES!!! ESSENTIAL OILS WILL CURE ALL!!! READ THE INSERTS!!!! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Scoutmaster January 02, 2019