A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Independent State of Wallgaria, located near Hemel Hempstead, several miles from London. It's attractions include The Tomb of the Tyrozets, Shwan Jalal and Ben's insults.
A: Shall we go to Wallgaria? B: Yep.
To Will Self, i.e. a)to be a complete legend, hilarious and know every word in the dictionary. b)to speak in a terrifically deadpan, smokers drawl and appear on "Shooting Stars"
A - I cannot believe you're defining someone so coruscating and whimsical within the confines of such a minute oblong! B - What?
Exclamation of surprise/mocking originating around the Wallgarian locale. Often accompanied by a loud "Baaah!".
1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant. 2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)
A - Hit me with your bondage mallet? B - Yup
Small, pencil thin line of facial hair on the chin. Made famous by footballer Robert Pires.
A: Wow, look at that guy's Pires beard. B: Yep
Rhyming slang for "felch"
A - "Don't Raquel Welch me." B - "Alright, sorry."