Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dicktouch

Literally, one who touches dicks. A derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps homosexual.

Doug, stop shooting Nerf-Bow-And-Arrows out of my car trunk at the Taco-Bell Drive Thru while there are cops around, you fucking dicktouch.

by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004

homobile

Another in a long string of insults to infer someone's homosexuality, used with particularly pathetic cases.

Also, perhaps a wicked cool car that my Aunt Bob might ride around in...

Did you see Mike's small erection through his tight pants? What a homobile!

by The Sexecutioner March 17, 2004