A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male who is obsessed with a girl but does not miss bro night or any other meetings with the bros.
Jack is a borderline Simp because he likes Angelica but still goes to bro night
When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.
Yo max was straight Simpin Bro def
A girl that gets with a guy and is obsessed with him but never spends time with her friends. Typically a girl named Tiffany.
Guy: why is Tiffany always with Matt? Guy 2: Dude she’s a reverse simp! Guy: Shit!
A male that is so obsessed with banging a girl he wants to become her.
Jerry is such a mega Simp he became trans to be like Sarah
A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto
Yo you’ve heard of the new Simp President Yeah he’s pretty kool
Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.
Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War