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When you flip someone off and say FUCK YOU at the same time.

Yerapeein

What you are when you go into the bathroom.

Yreapeein bitch!

Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

American Pie Shower Challenge

American Pie Show Challenge can be defined as showering in the time of the song American Pie by Don McLean. The goal is to wash and shave everything in as fast as you can before the song American Pie is finished.

I just completed the American Pie Shower Challenge in 7 minutes 30 seconds, WITH extra shaving!