A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your mom starts cleaning your room and in the midst of terror and panic, you must distract her from finding your vast collection of sexual manga.
"Hey Tom, why'd you show up to school today with a black eye?" "I failed The Shibuya Incident and my mom got her hands on some greasy stuff"
When used as a verb, "to pinoy" means to whine incessantly about inconsequential matters. The fullest extent of pinoying includes starting boycotts, sending letters to corporate executives, creating Facebook hate pages, and even filing frivolous lawsuits. Examples of 'Pinoying' include demanding four different apologies from Adam Carolla for a joke, or sending protest letters to AT&T to boycott Floyd Mayweather.
Ex 1) My burrito was a tad cold, so I'm going to 'pinoy' the hell out of Taco Bell until they mail me 89 cents. Ex2) Did you hear that CBS Radio was pinoyed over that drug-testing joke?
You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!
"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?" "Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."