Country Dictionary

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Assholonia

A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Douchebagadonia. Rumored to be the Monte Carlo of the Hollywood douchebagatista.

Ryan Seacrest was seen hob-knobbing with Paris Hilton on the beach in Assholonia.

by The Timmeh June 23, 2009

douchebag supreme

Someone who through themselves or their progeny has no accomplishments whatsoever, but always has an opinion.

Tim Lankins is a douchebag supreme. Just ask his ex.

by The Timmeh May 13, 2015

douchebag supreme

Anyone exhibiting traits or lack of abilities similar to Tim Lankin, a supreme douchebag.

Ryan Seacreast is a douchebag. Tim Lankin is a douchebag supreme

by The Timmeh May 13, 2015

Douchebagadonia

A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Assholonia

I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.

by The Timmeh November 12, 2008