A fork of Rural Dictionary
Contraction of the term "freaky secret". An anonymous, previously unknown confession of sexual desire sent to a person by someone they know personally. Usually from someone whom you'd least expect it. Made popular by the social media app Profoundly.
Profoundly's got everybody revealing all their freakrets.
An old Southern American term for sugar diabetes. Most notably used in a Saturday Night Live sketch featuring Kristen Wiig as Paula Deen.
I have what my mama used to call "the sugars".
Jealous. Arose from an accusation of a person who walked into a nice house, became jealous of the homeowners, and then secretly began dropping oil on the carpet and ruining it, leaving the owners to wonder where the mysterious oil spots came from.
1. Adjective: She and I both used to be cool, but she's been droppin' oil ever since she was fired from the warehouse. 2. Verb: He started droppin' oil after finding out his best friend is dating his ex.
Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.
Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.
1. Combination of "ghetto" and "country." 2. Someone or something that has the characteristic of being in both low-urban and rural areas. 3. Foods that have also originated in those areas.
1. A rusted up farm truck with brand new spinners: that's ghettry. 2. A woman who constantly wears a Japanese-cut horsehair wig, a very short and dusty jean dress with brown boots: that's ghettry. 3. A sugar sandwich fried in melted sugar-butter: that's ghettry. 4. A mayonnaise sandwich (nothing but mayonnaise): that's ghettry. 5. The Shuga-Pressha Special; malted milk balls that have been battered with egg and cornmeal, deep-fried, coated in powdered sugar, deep-fried again, dipped in chocolate, deep-fried again, dipped in ranch dressing, deep-fried again, dipped in thick caramel, deep-fried again, and heavily sprinkled with seasoned salt and garlic powder: that's REALLY ghettry!
Any racist, self-proclaimed conservative who is willing to believe - or conceive - any ignorant, misinformed and/or racist statement about minorities and Democratic politicians, most notably President Obama, who, despite their best efforts to prevent it, was elected President of the United States twice. Shortened term for "cranky crotchety conservative crackpot."
1. Noun: "One of the most outspoken 4Cs in America is Rush Limbaugh." 2. Verb: "Oh great, there goes Bill O'Reilly 4Cing again." 3. Karl Rove 4Cd all night on Fox News after the election was over.
The resulting combination of butter and granulated sugar, commonly called "sugar and butter." Both are usually added to a frying pan and melted down together into a sauce. It is usually good for frying french toast or pancakes.
You need to make some sugar-butter before you try to fry the toast.