A fork of Rural Dictionary
Vegetating in front of the TV all day with a modern gadget like an iPad.
I haven't seen Frank ever since he got that new tablet, he's turned into a a real veg 2.0.
The person within a set of friends who comes away from a holiday having shagged (fucked) the most amount of people. British slang.
..And this holiday's Top Shagger award goes to Mary with eight shags in seven days, impressive work Mary.
Traditionally to take a ball of wetted tissue paper that resembles a ball of mozzarella and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover or drunk). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of mozzarella-ing has increased tenfold. Popular documentation methods include photography, but better yet, video. You can go 'oldskool' by using tissue paper or the increasingly popular 'nuskool' method of using a genuine piece of mozzarella. See 'mozzarella prank' Youtube
1. Let's go mozzarella his arse!
2. He got mozzarella-ed so bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit let's see. Youtube!
3. Nuskool Mozzarella to the face!
4. There's gonna be plenty of mozzarella-ing tonight!