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Ditch wanker

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.

What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there! Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019

Uplands Boy

Cringe Retard

Look over there. It's Ethan. What an Uplands Boy smh fam...

by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019