A fork of Rural Dictionary
When being Baked like a cake isn't good enough for you, you take a massive breath of weed and exhale after a couple seconds while ringing a service bell to inform people people that you are above and beyond being Baked like a cake
"Sheeeeez dude, i am-- i am baked l-like a soufflé" "Hey did you see Trevor?" "Nah he's at home getting baked like a soufflé" "Is Stacy good to drvive us home?" "No man, she's in the bathroom baked like a soufflé"
A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)
1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top. 2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night. Chad: Who gave you that? Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..
When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard. ..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"
When someone speaks the truth, and you can't even argue about it.
"You see this song here? If Everyone Cared by Nickelback, this is the Gospel that people need to hear"
The feeling of being bored to death by a conversation that you may or may not be involved in, in result you fall asleep until the conversation is over.
"Hey what happened to Steve?" "Harry, look at him, you made him commit blargicide with your endless story.." "You're going to make me commit blargicide, quit talking like a robot!" "Look at Carol, the teacher made her commit blargicide, i bet she will only wake up when the bell rings for lunch."
This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard
"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"
The art of mummification on something or someone, but with memes.
"I can't believe they memeified Shrek in 2013." "I'm gonna memeify your picture from the party yesterday, don't mind me." "If you don't stop, i will memeify everything you ever loved."