Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

taint cheeks

1. An ass that is so small it can be considered as just as part of the taint

2. Synomym for douchebag

3. A tool used for collecting plantains

Brad: dammit, I have fuckin taint cheeks

by The Vagoo Snatcher March 15, 2018

jeff sanders

When a male concentrates a large sum of his latent energy while doinking a whamen. This creates a force so deadly that when released the whamen will not know what hit her, unless she asks. If she does just tell her semen.

Shit Craig! You really fucked me up with that Jeff Sanders you just pulled!!!!! OHHHH YEAHHHH

by The Vagoo Snatcher September 18, 2017

moisten sauce

Another term for a girl getting wet

She really made a lot of moisten sauce when I went down on her

by The Vagoo Snatcher January 26, 2017

Thunderhead Jenkins

When one rubs their penis on the rug, which creates an electric charge, and sticks it in a woman's fat juicy puss

"Oh wow!" "He really gave me a thrill when he used his thunderhead Jenkins on my Vagoo!"

by The Vagoo Snatcher January 13, 2017