Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

git r done

Redneck term now used by anyone who wants to follow the trend of being a 'cowboy' or being a 'redneck' themselves. Who wants to sound like an inbred, white trash hick?

Git r done? Huh?

owned

To have at some point possessed something or had it in your possession. Or if you're a nerd, you use it after you've insulted or tried to show yourself better than someone, in hopes that they will actually care.

I owned him like a Negro slave.

christianity

A religion which tells you to love and respect your neighbors and your parents, yet is centered around a man nailed to chunks of wood.

Christianity is funny.

nevermore

see Everbore i.e. band that makes boring music but has a fanbase who is obsessed with flashy guitar solos and Albino men groaning about the government's plots against us.

That Nevermore album helps me get to sleep.

bay area

Home of the greatest thrash metal to ever exist. Bands like Metallica, Testament, Exodus, Vio-Lence, and Sadus, who played the fastest, most aggressive music known to mankind.

Bay Area Thrash is more metal than your mom.

napolean dynamite

The worst movie ever made. Period. Filled with stupid jokes and lines that teenagers can go repeat around school all day and think they're funny.

I wanted a refund after seeing Napolean Dynamite.

anime

Cartoons that are usually very serious with a large, nerdy, pasty-white American kid fanbase. Usually the eyes on the characters are ten times too large, and their mouths only move up and down in one repeating motion. The oversized eyes can be connected to the rather small eyes of the people who make the cartoons, perhaps trying to even the balance.

Cartoons were originally created to be funny and entertaining. Anime is neither.