Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

virginia tech

The only reason people know/care/give a shit about this place is because of the shooting.

Virginia Tech would have zero importance if there was no killing taking place.

by The above statement is true. September 21, 2007

family guy

LOL, it's that 80s cartoon!

Family Guy thrives on references to past events. Even when people (idiots) don't get what it means, they sure do laugh their asses off at it. Sad.

by The above statement is true. September 21, 2007

non-coward

Should all die and burn in hell. If Satan doesn't have enough fire left for them to burn on, they'll be flayed until the organs are exposed. Then they are shot in what is left of the face, testicles, and another round in the face. Look who's the winner now, you twats?

Also see: narcissistic douchebags

Washed Up Non-Coward: Hey gang, lets all beat up that shy kid over there, because he's all weird and different! Maybe once we've killed him, I can feel less insecure about myself!

by The above statement is true. September 21, 2007

Average Joe

Apparently, the phrase "Average Joe" only works for any white male living in a two story house with a white fence around it. Sorry, darkies.

"Look, there's an Average Joe!"

by The above statement is true. September 21, 2007

extrovert

A pseudonym for "hypocritical, oversexed jocks who pick on shy people just because they're different".

Extroverted People= The Scum of the Earth

by The above statement is true. September 21, 2007

cho seung-hui

The Asian Rosa Parks.

Cho Seung-Hui: Breaking down barriers for Asians, one corpse at a time.

by The above statement is true. September 22, 2007